|Willow (the_willow) wrote,|
@ 2011-08-28 14:13:00
Weird Zombie Thought - Is It Really That Simple?
A rag tag group of survivors, meet a single survivor in the midst of a melee. They all reach safety and the group notices the single survivor has a bandage on their arm.
"Oh noes!" They go.
"What? This?" Single survivior peels back bandage to show a bite mark maybe a week or so old and obviously healing.
"What?! But how?!"
"I cleaned it out with alcohol. Proper wound care, you know."
"Alcohol... just, alcohol?"
"Yeah?" A pause. The single survivor nods out towards the end of civilization. "You mean, they didn't? No one? Not a single..."
A member of the group interrupts. "But alcohol stings!"